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Dec 07

The Frog Story

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I took the day off work and decided to go out golfing. I was on the second hole when I noticed a frog sitting next to the green. I thought nothing of it and was about to shoot when I heard, “Ribbit 9 Iron.” I looked around and did not see anyone.

Again, I hear, “Ribbit 9 Iron.” I looked at the frog and decided to prove the frog wrong, put my club away, and grabed a 9 iron. Boom! I hit it 10 inches from the cup! I was shocked and said to the frog, “Wow that’s amazing. You must be a lucky frog, eh?” The frog replied, “Ribbit Lucky frog.” I decided to take the frog with me to the next hole. “What do you think frog?,” I asked “Ribbit 3 wood.” I took out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one! I was befuddled and did not know what to say!

By the end of the day, the I had golfed the best game of my like and asked the frog, “OK where to next?” The frog replied, “Ribbit Las Vegas.” We went to Las Vegas and I said, “OK frog, now what?” The frog said, “Ribbit Roulette.” Upon approaching the roulette table, I asked the frog “What do you think I should bet?” The frog replied, “Ribbit $3000, black 6.”

Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, I figure what the heck…Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the table. I took my winnings and got the best room in the hotel.

I sat the frog down and said, “Frog, I don’t know how to repay you. You’ve won me all this money and I am forever grateful.”

The frog replied, “Ribbit Kiss Me.” I figure why not, since the frog had done so much for me, he deserves it. With a kiss, that frog turned into a gorgeous 18 year old woman.

“And that, your honor, is how the woman ended up in my room, so help me God or my name is not William Jefferson Clinton.”

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