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Oct 11

The Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, especially two shiny walls that could move apart, and back together again. The boy asked his father, “What is this father?” The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this …

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Jul 05

Happy Birthday

A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. “So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?” The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying “Ehh… 23!”. The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. “And …

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May 07

Team Spirit

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded in the affirmative. “Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?” The little boy nodded yes. “So,” the coach continued, …

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Jan 08

In The Act

A Howard County Policeman broke up a young couple in the act of lovemaking on a pathway in Columbia. The girl berated the officer long and loud with a barrage of obscenities. The boy was silent throughout the confrontation. The officer arrested them both anyway. The girl was charged with disorderly conduct, the boy with …

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Dec 17

Negligee

A young woman was preparing for her wedding. She asked her mother to go out and buy a nice long black negligee and carefully place it in her suitcase so it would not wrinkle. Well, Mom forgot until the last minute. So she dashed out and could only find a short pink nighty. She bought …

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Nov 04

Sharing Everything

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. Then …

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Jul 15

Little Camel

The little camel went to his mother and asked, “Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes?” She looked on him lovingly and replied, “You see, my son, when we are walking in the dessert and the wind starts to blowing and there’s sand everywhere, we need these big eyes to keep an eye …

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Dec 21

Priest And Young Lady At Airport

Priest and young lady at airport – Funny A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the priest beside her, “Father, may I ask a favor?” He replied, “Of course. What may I do for you?” “Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday that is unopened and …

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Nov 26

Family Confusion

A young boy goes to his father and says “Dad, I fell in love and want to date this awesome girl! The father replies, “That’s great son. Who is she?” “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s daughter” “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to …

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