Tag Archive: wishes

Feb 29

Three Envelopes

Sometime after Sidney died, his widow, Tillie, was finally able to speak about what a thoughtful and wonderful man her late husband had been. “Sidney thought of everything,” she told them. “Just before he died, Sidney called me to his bedside. He handed me three envelopes. `Tillie,’ he told me, ‘I have put all my …

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Sep 27

Mr. Bear And Mr. Rabbit

Mr. Bear and Mr. Rabbit lived in the same forest, but they didn’t like each other very much. One day, while walking through the woods, and they came across a golden frog. They were amazed when the frog talked to them. The golden frog admitted that he didn’t often meet anyone, but, when he did, …

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Jun 14

A Guy Is Walking Down A Beach

A guy is walking down a beach in Saudi Arabia and sees a lamp. He picks it up, rubs it and out pops a Genie. The genie says, “I will grant you three wishes, but since I know you hate your mother-in-law I will give her twice as much. The guy thought about it and …

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Feb 23

Be Careful What You Wish For

Once upon a time, a guy was sitting at a bar. He was throwing money around, giving the bartender hundred dollar tips and buying drinks for everyone. He was surrounded by a crowd of adoring women. The bartender liked the tips, but he was kind of curious about a little man that would jump from …

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Jan 23

The Husband Store

A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as …

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Dec 10

Very Intelligent Woman Asks Three Wishes

A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, ‘If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.’ The woman freed the frog, and the …

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Nov 10

Bridge To Hawaii

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these …

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Oct 08

The man and his 3 wishes

The man and his 3 wishes – Funny     One day, a man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat. The man orders a beer, and so does the ostrich. The cat orders half a pint, and refuses to tip the bartender. The bartender tells them their bill is $10.78. The …

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