Tag Archive: wife

Jul 23

Two Italian Friends

Two Italian friends are talking to each other one evening. Roberto says, “Tell me Geno, in all honesty, what do you think of a woman with a growth of black hair under her nose?” Geno replies, “Hell no, I would never be turned on by a woman like that.” Roberto says, “OK, so tell me, …

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Jul 11

Extra Money

This girl needed some money, so she is doing odd-jobs around her neighborhood. She decides she’s not making enough money, so she goes to a rich neighborhood. She walks up to this house and rings the doorbell. The guy answers and tells her she can paint the porch. He gives her a can of paint …

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Jul 03

A Newly Married Couple

A newly-married couple came home from their honeymoon and moved into the upstairs apartment they’d rented from the groom’s parents. That night, the father of the groom was awakened from his sleep by his wife. “Tony, listen!” she whispered. He listened. Upstairs, the bed was creaking in rhythm. The wife said, “Come on, Tony! Let’s …

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Jun 21

Road Trip

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table. And, she didn’t miss them until after they had been driving about twenty minutes. By then, …

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Jun 19

Dining Out

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she’ll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, ‘Who was that??!!’ ‘Oh,’ replies the husband, ‘that was my …

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Jun 12

Name The Twins

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, “Don’t worry, everybody is …

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Jun 04

Dinner Table

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there? The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there’s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a women’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but …

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Jun 02

Leave A Sample

An old codger goes to visit his doctor about painful peeing. His wife goes with him because the poor old bloke is hard of hearing. After an examination the Doctor says to the old man, “Right, I’ll need you to leave a urine, semen and feces samples for analysis.” The old man didn’t quite hear …

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May 27

Dentist Appointment

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few …

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May 25

Doctor Visit

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, he dug out …

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