Tag Archive: water

Mar 16

Soap And Water

A minister was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners, whom he knew was an unkempt housekeeper. When he sat down at the table, he noticed that the dishes were the dirtiest that he had ever seen in his life. “Were these dishes EVER washed?” he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the …

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Dec 28

Walk On Water

Joe heard a rumor that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays. So, on his 21st birthday, Joe and his good friend Brian headed out to the lake. “If they did it, I can too!” he insisted. When Joe and Brian arrived at the lake, they rented a …

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Sep 07

Good Thinking

Two brunettes and a blonde are driving in the desert when, all of a sudden, their car breaks down. As none of them have any motoring knowledge, they decide to walk. Each of them decides to take one thing with her. The first brunette takes some food in case she gets hungry, the second brunette …

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Jul 13

Shark

There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees a shark in the water, so he starts swimming furiously towards his boat. As he looks back, he sees the shark turn and head towards him. He’s scared to death, and as he sees the jaws of the great white beast …

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Oct 04

Beautiful Daughter

Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single. One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, “My dear guests . . . I have a proposition …

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Sep 05

The Minister And The Taxi Driver

A minister has just died and is standing in line waiting to be judged and admitted to Heaven. While waiting he asks the man in front of him about himself. The man says, “I am a taxi driver from New York City.” The angel standing at the gate calls out next, and the taxi driver …

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Aug 21

Walking on Water

A rabbi, priest, and a minister are out fishing in a boat on a big lake when the priest realizes that he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting to disturb the fishing of the others in the boat by having them take him to shore, he gets out of the boat and walks …

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Aug 16

Cowboy Goes To Dentist

A Texas cowboy went to the dentist with a toothache. After an exam, the dentist told the cowboy he had a tooth that had to come out. “I’m going to give you a shot of Novocain,” the dentist explained, “and I’ll be back in just a few minutes.” The old cowboy grabbed the doc’s arm …

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Nov 30

This Horse Was Terrified Of Water, Here’s What Happens When It Touches It For The First Time

This horse’s name is Magic and he is very afraid of water. So when his owner tried to ride him into a river, his reaction was clear, he wasn’t having any of it. So in order to calm him, his owner led Magic towards the water, and splashed around to show him it was safe. …

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