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Aug 06

Three Vampires

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.” The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.” …

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Dec 18

A Trucker

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “Iwant three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of runningboards.” The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to thekitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered threeflat tires, a pair …

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Feb 17

A man walks into a restaurant

  A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. As he sits, the waitress comes over and asks for their orders. The man says, “I’ll have a hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the …

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Dec 29

A Man and his Ostrich

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress asks for their orders. The man says, “A hamburger, fries and a coke,” and turns to the ostrich, “What’s yours?” “I’ll have the same,” says the ostrich. A short time later the waitress returns with the order. “That will be $9.40 …

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