Tag Archive: Television

Feb 12

Wrong Number

It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. “Hello?” A girl’s voice came over the line. “Can I speak to Ben, please?” I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a wrong number and I was bored. “I’m sorry, …

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Sep 07

More Beer

A man came home from an exhausting day at work, plopped down on the couch in front of the television, and told his wife: “Get me a beer before it starts!” The wife sighed and got him a beer. Ten minutes later, he said: “Get me another beer before it starts!” She looked cross, but …

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Jul 07

Ice – Cream

An elderly couple was watching television one evening. The wife said, “I am going to get a dish of ice cream now.” Kindly, the husband offered to get the ice cream for his wife. “I’ll write it down so you don’t forget,” she said. “I won’t forget,” the old gent said. “But, I want chocolate …

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Mar 01

How Much Is That TV

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes. So, she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing …

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