Tag Archive: Steward

May 15

A Mother And Her Young Son

  A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking outthe window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have babydogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big airplanes have babyairplanes?” The mother (who couldn’t think of an …

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Jun 30

Scary Flight

After waiting for what seemed like an eternity, the stewardess announces over the intercom that “we’re just waiting for the pilots.” The passengers look out the window and see two men, dressed as pilots walking towards the plane. Both men are using guide dogs and appear to be blind. There are murmurs among the passengers, …

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Jun 19

Are The Pilots Flying Blind

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and copilot finally appear in the rear of the plane and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be blind; …

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May 07

Get Me My Drink

On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, “And get me a whisky you cow!” The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee. When this omission is …

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