Tag Archive: sleep

Apr 02

Heaven

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had …

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May 27

Dentist Appointment

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says, “I’m sorry honey, I’ve got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.” The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few …

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Jan 08

Golf Clubs

  A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question. WIFE: “What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?” HUSBAND: “Definitely not!” WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?” HUSBAND: “Of course I do.” WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t …

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Nov 10

Two Women Were Chatting In Office..

Two Women were chatting in office.. Woman 1:”I had a fine evening, how was yours.. ?? Woman 2:”It was a disaster.. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes and fell a sleep.. How was yours.. ?? Woman 1:”Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out for a romantic …

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