Tag Archive: sister

Feb 27

Grandparents

An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other …

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Nov 11

Sister & Brother

A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, “Grandpa, please make a frog noise.” The Grandpa says, “No.” The little boy goes on, “Please .. please make a frog noise.” The Grandpa says, “No, now go play.” The little boy …

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Aug 04

Two Nuns

Two nuns were in the back of the convent smoking a cigarette, when one said, “It’s bad enough that we have to sneak out here to smoke, but it really is a problem getting rid of the butts so that Mother Superior doesn’t find them.” The second nun said, “I’ve found a marvelous invention called …

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Dec 14

One Sunday Morning

One Sunday morning William burst into the living room and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, William’s dad took him aside. “Son, I have to talk with you. …

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Jan 18

Little Boy Can’t Contain Himself When He Hears His Sister’s Elsa Doll Play ‘Let It Go’

After the massive success of Frozen, many kids stated that ‘Let it go’ was by far the best song ever made. Well, the Frozen madness struck this specific home as well. Every time this adorable little boy hears his older sister’s doll playing ‘Let it go,’ he just can’t contain his excitement and starts dancing …

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Jan 09

Getting Married

One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, “Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George’s dad took him aside, “Son, I have to talk with you. …

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Nov 24

Bored At School

A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?” Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!” Ms. Brooks had …

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Nov 22

The Pharmacist

A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with. …

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