Tag Archive: shop

May 05

Do You Sell Dil

A little old lady with blue hair entered the marital aids shop and asked in a quavering voice, “Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell d-dil-ldoes h-here?” The sa lesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady’s appearance in his shop, answered, “Uh, yes, Ma’am. We do.” The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about …

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Dec 28

Dumb Barber

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks “Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?” The barber look around the shop and says “about 2 hours,” and the guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks…”how long before I can …

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Dec 13

A Blonde Joke ….But A Guy This Time!

A Blonde goes to the local novelty shop and finds a pair of x-ray glasses. He checks them out, but isn’t fully convinced they are worth $50. The salesman assures him that they work and that $50 is a great price. The blonde decides to buy them. On his way home, he puts on his …

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Nov 29

The Facelift

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday, she spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do …

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