Tag Archive: pregnant

Jun 18

The Proud Papa

An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been better,” he replies. “I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?” The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell you …

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Jun 12

Name The Twins

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, “Don’t worry, everybody is …

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Mar 23

A Room Was Full Of Pregnant Women

The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan. The teacher then announced, “Ladies, exercise is good for you. …

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Oct 01

The Umbrella

A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?” The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, “I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day …

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Jun 22

Dating

The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family’s status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then …

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Oct 08

THIS GUY TOOK A PREGNANCY TEST JUST AS A JOKE. THE RESULT IS SOMETHING HE WOULD NEVER EXPECT.

              BUT AS IT TURNS OUT, THE POSITIVE PREGNANCY TEST WASN’T JUST A FUNNY COINCIDENCE. IT WAS AN INDICATOR OF SOMETHING MUCH MORE SERIOUS.

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