Tag Archive: policeman

Apr 17

The Boss

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?” Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, “Is …

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Jan 08

In The Act

A Howard County Policeman broke up a young couple in the act of lovemaking on a pathway in Columbia. The girl berated the officer long and loud with a barrage of obscenities. The boy was silent throughout the confrontation. The officer arrested them both anyway. The girl was charged with disorderly conduct, the boy with …

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Nov 02

Parking

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver’s seat reading a computer magazine and a young lady in the back seat knitting. He stopped to investigate. He walked …

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Sep 16

Off Duty

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 in the morning. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily …

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Apr 30

Policeman Stops A Woman In The Street. But He Didn’t Expect This.

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Dec 18

Policeman Asking Funny Question

A guy was stopped by a policeman for speeding, and does a lot of pleading, trying to get out of the ticket. The policeman says, “Okay, I’ll ask you a question. If you answer correctly, I’ll forget about the ticket!” “Agreed!” answers the speeder. “Okay, you’re driving at night, and two lights appear in front …

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