Tag Archive: passengers

Oct 17

Senior Citizen

On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were unloading, to do some sightseeing, one elderly lady stopped and whispered in his ear, “Driver, I believe that I was sexually harassed!” The driver didn’t think much of this complaint, but promised he would check into it soon. Later, that very …

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Apr 24

All Aboard

A few days after Christmas, Martha was in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son yell, “All you sons of b*tches who want to get off, get the hell off now, because this is the last stop! …

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Dec 26

Two Blind Pilots

One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get under way. The pilot and co-pilot finally appear in the rear of the plane, and begin walking up to the cockpit through the center aisle. Both appear to be …

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Oct 16

5 Passengers And 4 Parachutes

5 Passengers And 4 Parachutes – Funny There were five people aboard an airplane having engine trouble getting ready to crash, however, there were only four parachutes. Everyone wondered what should be done to determine who should get the parachutes. One person said that he was the smartest thing that hit the face of the …

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