Tag Archive: Officer

Jan 14

A Police Officer

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain…” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.” “But, officer, I just wanted to say…” “And I said …

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Mar 04

Speed Limit

Sitting on the edge of the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car driving along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 …

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Aug 09

The Priest and the Politician

A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the twenty-fifth anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner, but he was delayed in traffic, so the priest decided to …

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Jul 17

Fumbling With His Keys

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow tumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys in five different cars before he found his. Then he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his …

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Jun 21

Scripture

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening church service when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the burglar red-handed, and yelled, “Stop! Acts 2:38 (meaning, repent and be baptized…)!” The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. The woman then calmly called the police and explained what she had …

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Jun 19

The Camera Catches An Officer Doing THIS To Grandma, And Now It’s Going Viral

Washington State Trooper Dave Hintz has served for 24 years on state patrol, but for all his experience he’s never seen something quite like this before. An 80-year-old woman was driving down a busy highway in her motor scooter. After receiving several calls from worried drivers, the police finally got involved. While it may, at …

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