Tag Archive: Ocean

Feb 08

The Magician And The Parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every …

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Jul 13

Shark

There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees a shark in the water, so he starts swimming furiously towards his boat. As he looks back, he sees the shark turn and head towards him. He’s scared to death, and as he sees the jaws of the great white beast …

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Mar 11

Bad Weather

This old man went to a whorehouse and said to the manager that he wanted something different. So the manager sent him up to room “69”. He got in there and this woman named Hurricane Sally stripped him down and began working wonders. Suddenly she pissed on his stomach, he asked, “What the hell was …

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