Tag Archive: night

Feb 15

Looking For Sex

When I went to City Hall to renew my dog’s license I told the clerk I wanted a license for Sex. He said, “I’d like one too!” Then I said, “But this is a dog.” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, “You don’t understand. I’ve had Sex since I …

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Feb 12

Wrong Number

It was last Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television when the phone rang. “Hello?” A girl’s voice came over the line. “Can I speak to Ben, please?” I live by myself, and my name definitely is not Ben. It was probably a wrong number and I was bored. “I’m sorry, …

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Aug 18

Cabbie

One dismal rainy night in Sydney a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping …

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Apr 02

Blonde Woman

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down. Luckily, she happens to be near a farmhouse. She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. When the farmer answers, she says to him, “Oh, it’s …

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Mar 13

A 70 Years Old Man Goes To Doctor

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor’s for a physical.The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ”Well, everythingseems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? Howis your connection with God?” And the man says, ”Oh me and God? We’re tight. We have a real bond,he’s good to me. Every …

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May 07

Mother Is Horrified When Her Little Boy Shocks Everyone By Shouting This At The Airport.

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Jan 05

Angrry Wives

A man left work one Friday afternoon. But, it being payday, instead of going home, he stayed out the entire weekend partying with the boys and spending his entire week’s wages. When he finally appeared at home on Sunday night he was confronted by a very angry wife and was barraged for nearly two hours …

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Dec 11

Shelf Of Teddies

Jill goes home one night with a guy she met at a club. He’s tall, super hot, and seems different than most guys she meets. They arrive at his place and head straight to his room. Jill can’t help but notice a shelf full of teddy bears. On the bottom are small teddy bears, on …

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Dec 02

A Fathers Worse Nightmare

A man goes into his son’s room to wish him goodnight. His son is having a nightmare – the man wakes him and asks his son if he is OK? The son replies he is scared because he dreamt that Auntie Susie had died. The father assures the son that Auntie Susie is fine and …

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Nov 16

The Man With The Hundred Dollar Bill

Well Wally gets home late one night and Linda, his wife, says “Where the hell have you been?” Wally replies “I was out getting a tattoo!” “A tattoo”? She frowned. “What kind of tattoo did you get?” “I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates” he said proudly. “What the hell were you thinking”? …

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