Tag Archive: Meal

May 19

Man Of The House

Tony had just finished reading a new book entitled, ‘You Can Be The Man of Your House.’ He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, ‘From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is Law. You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, …

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Jan 01

What Did The Doctor Say

A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone. He said, “Your husband is suffering from a very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. If you don’t do the following, your husband will surely die.” “Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be …

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Dec 04

Goat For Dinner

The young couple invited their aged pastor for Sunday dinner. While they were in the kitchen preparing the meal, the minister asked their son what they were having. “Goat,” the little boy replied. “Goat?” replied the startled man of the cloth, “Are you sure about that?” “Yep,” said the youngster. “I heard Pa say to …

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Jul 22

First Date

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: “Why don’t you send her flowers, and on the card invite her to your apartment for a home-cooked meal?” He thought this was a great strategy, …

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Jul 11

When Their Kids Opened Up Their McDonald’s Happy Meal, Parents Couldn’t Believe What Toy Was Saying

One of this summer’s hottest movies is bound to be “Minions,” which comes out on July 10th. To promote the film, McDonald’s is featuring Minion toys in its Happy Meals. However, a few parents say the toys are teaching their impressionable youngsters a new type of language. Source: http://www.youtube.com/

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