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Mar 19

Bridge

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can …

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Feb 27

Grandparents

An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other …

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Jan 18

A True Story

A young man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is at the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to swing when he hears, ‘Ribbit. 9- Iron’. The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. ‘Ribbit. …

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Jan 16

Horse For Sale

There was a preacher that was trying to sell his horse. A potential buyer came to the church for a test ride. “Before you start” the preacher said,”you should know that this horse only responds to church talk. Go is praise the lord and stop is amen.” So the man on the horse says ” …

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Dec 22

Lost In A Balloon

Two hobbyists get into their balloon for an excursion. After a while, the wind unexpectedly picks up, and the balloon goes out of control. The two balloonists, with great effort, manage to keep the balloon stable, upright, and away from power lines. But they are lost. With more effort, they get the balloon near the …

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Dec 19

Parrot With An Attitude

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of this bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by constantly saying polite words, playing soft music, and anything …

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Oct 24

A Man On His Way To Home

One night, a man on his way home happened upon a drunk, down on his hands and knees searching for something under a street light. The man asked the drunk what he was looking for so diligently and the drunk said he had tripped and his Rolex wrist watch had broken loose from his wrist. …

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Oct 20

Talking Clock

While proudly showing off his new fraternity house to friends, a college student led the way into the den. “What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked. “That’s the talking clock”, the man replied, with a grin. “Let me show you how it works!” And with that, he gave …

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Sep 18

Expensive Barbie

A man was driving home from work one evening when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t yet bought her a gift. So, the man rushed off to the nearest toy store and asked the sales clerk, “How much is that Barbie in the window?” The sales clerk replied in …

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Aug 29

Traffic Court

A man was forced to take a day off from work to appear for a minor traffic summons. He grew increasingly restless as he waited hour after endless hour for his case to be heard. When his name was called late in the afternoon, he stood before the judge, only to hear that court would …

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