Tag Archive: Lord

Mar 19

Bridge

A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.” The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can …

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Jan 16

Horse For Sale

There was a preacher that was trying to sell his horse. A potential buyer came to the church for a test ride. “Before you start” the preacher said,”you should know that this horse only responds to church talk. Go is praise the lord and stop is amen.” So the man on the horse says ” …

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Aug 02

Seeing A Child In Need

  One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother’s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy …

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Jul 13

Shark

There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of a sudden he sees a shark in the water, so he starts swimming furiously towards his boat. As he looks back, he sees the shark turn and head towards him. He’s scared to death, and as he sees the jaws of the great white beast …

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Jun 24

Normal Sex Life

When the good Lord was making the world, he called Man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sex life. Man was horrified, but the Creator refused to budge. Then the Lord called the Monkey and gave him 20 years. “But I don’t need 20 years,” said the Monkey. “Ten years is plenty.” …

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