Tag Archive: little

Feb 17

Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.. The waiter came and took their drink order. ‘I would like a Sprite,’ said the first little piggy. ‘I would like a Coke,’ said the second little piggy. ‘I want beer, lots and lots of beer,’ said the third little piggy. The drinks were brought out …

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Jul 24

Grandpa… Can You

A little girl said, “Grandpa, can I sit on your lap? “Why sure you can,” her grandfather replied. As she sat on her grandfather’s lap she said, “Grandpa, can you make a sound like a frog?” “A sound like a frog? Well, sure Grandpa can make a sound like a frog.” The girl said, “Grandpa, …

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Jul 15

Little Camel

The little camel went to his mother and asked, “Mother, why do we camels have such big eyes?” She looked on him lovingly and replied, “You see, my son, when we are walking in the dessert and the wind starts to blowing and there’s sand everywhere, we need these big eyes to keep an eye …

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Dec 01

The Boss’s Garage Door

Noticing that her boss’s fly was open, an embarrassed secretary told him as she left the office, “Your garage door is open.” The bewildered executive didn’t know what she meant until a co-worker finally told him what she was referring to. The next day, he called his secretary into his office and said, “Yesterday, when …

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