Tag Archive: kiss

Jan 18

A True Story

A young man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is at the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to swing when he hears, ‘Ribbit. 9- Iron’. The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. ‘Ribbit. …

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Nov 01

A Little Old Lady

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. “Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager,”but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?” “Well,” he replies pointing out one brand,”this is as soft as a baby’s kiss. It’s …

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Sep 12

Kissing A Nun

A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets into the cab, and the cab driver won’t stop staring at her. She asks him why is he staring and he replies, “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.” She answers, “My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re …

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Jul 19

An Engineer Was Crossing A Road

An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.”He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, “If you kiss me and turn me back into …

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Jun 19

Dining Out

A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she’ll see him later, and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, ‘Who was that??!!’ ‘Oh,’ replies the husband, ‘that was my …

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Sep 18

The Preacher and the Frog Princess

An old country preacher was fishing one afternoon when he noticed a frog sitting next to him. The frog said, “Mister, I’ve had a spell cast on me. If you’ll kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess and I’ll make you happy for the rest of your life.” The old preacher smiled, picked up …

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Dec 27

Divorce

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “Who was that?!” “Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my …

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Dec 16

THE ENGINEER AND THE FROG

An engineer crosses a road when a frog calls out to him, “If you kiss me, I’ll turn into a beautiful princess.” He bends over, picks up the frog and puts it in his pocket. The frog speaks up again and says, “If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I …

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