Tag Archive: kids

Mar 18

Smart Blonde

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!” “Very good,” said her mother. “Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?” “Yes, Honey, …

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Oct 02

Heaven And Hell

Two doctors and an HMO manager are killed in a train wreck and line up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. Saint Peter asks them to identify themselves. One doctor steps forward and says: “I was a pediatric spinal surgeon. I helped hundreds of kids overcome their deformities.” Saint Peter says: “Enter.” The …

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Jul 11

When Their Kids Opened Up Their McDonald’s Happy Meal, Parents Couldn’t Believe What Toy Was Saying

One of this summer’s hottest movies is bound to be “Minions,” which comes out on July 10th. To promote the film, McDonald’s is featuring Minion toys in its Happy Meals. However, a few parents say the toys are teaching their impressionable youngsters a new type of language. Source: http://www.youtube.com/

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Jun 08

Team Spirit

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded in the affirmative. “Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?” The little boy nodded yes. “So,” the coach continued, …

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Jun 06

Smart Blonde

A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!” “Very good,” said her mother. “Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?” “Yes, Honey, …

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May 02

He’s Flashing Kids At The Playground. When You See What Dad Does

Periodically, news hits the internet about a real creep. In this instance, it was a man wearing a bathrobe who decided to flash while at a playground. It’s unfortunate to hear that such things happen. However, sometimes it can be a good thing when kids are flashed – as long as there is a positive …

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Apr 13

Someone Under My Bed

  Ever since I was a child, I’ve always had a fear of someone under my bed at night. So I went to a psychiatrist and told him, “I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.” “Just put yourself in my …

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Mar 31

This Has The Potential To Save Your Child’s Life, Everyone Should Know About This

Children are curious creatures, and that’s why you should always assume they will do something that could hurt them. They climb furniture and appliances around the house, and those events have too often ended up in tragedy. In most of these incidents, little kids are crushed or struck on the head by the elements they …

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Mar 23

Dear Dad

A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, ‘Dad’. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands. Dear, Dad. It is …

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Nov 15

Favorite Cartoon Characters We Wish We Could Be Friends With In Real Life.

We’ve all watched cartoons at some point in our lives, whether it was when you were growing up, watching with your kids or watching as an adult. Cartoons have been a big part in most of our lives and I’m sure we’ve all though of this at one time or another. Some of the best …

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