Tag Archive: horse

Jan 23

Great Salesman

A man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald’s house and said, “Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. The horse died.” Donald replied, “Well, then just give me back my money.” …

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Jan 16

Horse For Sale

There was a preacher that was trying to sell his horse. A potential buyer came to the church for a test ride. “Before you start” the preacher said,”you should know that this horse only responds to church talk. Go is praise the lord and stop is amen.” So the man on the horse says ” …

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Aug 02

Seeing A Child In Need

  One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother’s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark. He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleaning up the kitchen when she realized that her broom was missing. She asked the little boy …

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Jun 23

The Horse

    This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and swacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan. He asks, ‘What was that for?’ She replies, ‘What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with …

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Mar 15

Horse Race

A champion jockey is about to enter an important race on a new horse. The horse’s trainer meets him before the race and says, “All you have to remember with this horse is that every time you approach a jump, you have to shout, ‘ALLLLEEE OOOP!’ really loudly in the horse’s ear. Providing you do …

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Aug 12

How this Guy Handled Someone Who Would Not Give A Refund.

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May 09

Vacuum Cleaner Salesman

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. Good morning,” said the young man. “If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners. “Go …

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Dec 30

Meet Einstein, The Smallest Horse In The World

The Internet is full of cute animals, but this one just melted my heart. This is Einstein, and he is the tiniest horse in the world. When Einstein was born, he was just 14 inches high and weighed only 6lbs, but he was perfectly healthy and didn’t showed signs of dwarfism. Watch this video about …

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Nov 30

This Horse Was Terrified Of Water, Here’s What Happens When It Touches It For The First Time

This horse’s name is Magic and he is very afraid of water. So when his owner tried to ride him into a river, his reaction was clear, he wasn’t having any of it. So in order to calm him, his owner led Magic towards the water, and splashed around to show him it was safe. …

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