Tag Archive: hell

Aug 18

Cabbie

One dismal rainy night in Sydney a taxi driver spotted an arm waving from the shadows of an alley. Even before he rolled to a stop at the curb, a figure leaped into the cab and slammed the door. Checking his rear view mirror as he pulled away, he was startled to see a dripping …

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Oct 02

Heaven And Hell

Two doctors and an HMO manager are killed in a train wreck and line up at the pearly gates for admission to heaven. Saint Peter asks them to identify themselves. One doctor steps forward and says: “I was a pediatric spinal surgeon. I helped hundreds of kids overcome their deformities.” Saint Peter says: “Enter.” The …

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Jul 08

Fried Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful … CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to …

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Oct 09

A man dies and goes to hell.

When he walks through the gate he is greeted by a demon. “Hi Steve. Welcome to hell. Since you were only an occasional sinner, you will be allowed to choose your eternal punishment” The Demon leads him down a dark street. “This is your first option.” he says. Steve sees a man being pecked to …

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