Tag Archive: guys

Oct 04

Two Guys Driving

Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. Me and my wife do that every night.” The passenger replies, “My wife is conservative, she likes the old fashioned way. But if you tell me how you get your wife to …

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Jul 17

Magic Window

Two guys are sitting at a bar. “You know why I love this bar?” asks the first one. “No,” says the second guy. “Why do you love this bar?” The first guy points at the window, which is six stories above the ground. “It has a magic window,” he says. “You jump out of that …

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Dec 28

Postman

One Monday morning a postman is walking the neighbourhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. “Wow Bob, looks like you guys …

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Sep 20

Ski Buddies

Three guys go on a skiing holiday together and to save money they rented only one room. After a full day on the slopes, they return to their room, exhausted and cold. To keep warm, they all sleep in the same bed. The next morning, the guy on one side of the bed says he …

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Aug 28

Drunk

Three guys are drinking in a bar when a drunk comes in, staggers up to them, and points at the guy in the middle, shouting, “Your mom’s the best lay in town!” Everyone expects a fight, but the guy ignores him, and the drunk wanders off and bellies up to the bar at the far …

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Aug 26

Decisions

There are three guys in a small boat and it’s sinking fast. In the boat is a Frenchman, an American, and a Puerto Rican. They decide that they have to throw some things overboard in order to save themselves. “Well, I have too much of this wine and cheese,” says the Frenchman, and he throws …

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May 25

Don’t Step on the Ducks

Three guys die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: Don’t step on the ducks!” So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, …

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May 11

Two Factory Workers Were Talking

Two factory workers were talking. “I know how to get some time off fromwork.” said the man. “How do you think you will do that?” said the other one. He proceeded toshow her…by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down. The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked …

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Oct 28

These Guys Created A Mobile Laundry Service For The Homeless, And It’s Awesome

These two guys came up with a brilliant idea to help people in need. They knew sometimes people living in the streets can’t get a job because they don’t even have clean clothes to go to an interview. So they decided to create a new charity.

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