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Jun 18

The Proud Papa

An 80 year old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been better,” he replies. “I’ve got an eighteen year old bride who’s pregnant with my child! What do you think about that?” The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell you …

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Dec 09

Winding Up The Tough Guy

I was sitting at a bar one time, when I noticed that, next to me, an old drunk was hassling one of the biggest, toughest guys I’d ever seen. The old guy was clearly blasted, and kept getting in the tough guy’s face, say, “I f*cked your mother.” Despite being huge and jacked, the tough …

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Nov 17

The Vase

A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he’s standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he’s …

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Oct 19

Cure For A Cough

The owner of a drugstore walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against a wall with an odd look on his face. The owner asks the clerk, “What’s with that guy over there by the wall?” The clerk says, “Well, he came in here at 7 A.M. to get something for his cough. I …

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Jul 06

The Pickle

There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him. Seeing this, a second guy strolls on up to him and asks, “What’s your secret?” The guy whispers, “All you gotta do is stick a pickle in your pants.” In a fluorish, the second guy runs off and stuffs …

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Jun 27

Another Condom

A man walks into a pharmacy, buys a condom, then walks out of the store laughing hysterically. The pharmacist thinks this is weird, but, hey, there’s no law preventing weird people from buying condoms. Who knows, maybe it’s a good thing. The next day, the same man comes back to the store, purchases yet another …

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May 08

A Guy Walking Down A Street

A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, “Watcha got in the sack?” The old man responds, “I got some monkeys in that there sack.” The younger man asks, “If I guess …

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Dec 28

Dumb Barber

A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks “Hey, Buddy! how long before I can get a haircut?” The barber look around the shop and says “about 2 hours,” and the guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks…”how long before I can …

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Dec 20

A Really Huge Muscular Guy With A Bad Stutter

  A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a department store and asks, “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?” The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing. The man repeats himself: “W-w-w-where’s the m-m-m-men’s dep-p-p-partment?” Again, the clerk doesn’t answer him. The guy asks several more …

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Dec 19

A Guy Carrying A Alligator

  A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, “Here’s a deal. I’ll open this alligator’s mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I’ll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks.” The crowd agrees. The …

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