Tag Archive: Gate

Apr 02

Heaven

A cat dies and goes to Heaven. God meets him at the gate and says, “You have been a good cat all of these years. Anything you desire is yours, all you have to do is ask.” The cats says, “Well, I lived all my life with a poor family on a farm and had …

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Dec 26

Jimmy And Johnny

Two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, were standing at heaven’s gate, waiting to be interviewed by St. Peter. Jimmy: “How did you get here?” Johnny: “Hypothermia. You?” Jimmy: “You won’t believe it. I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day hoping to find the guy. I accused my …

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Sep 05

The Minister And The Taxi Driver

A minister has just died and is standing in line waiting to be judged and admitted to Heaven. While waiting he asks the man in front of him about himself. The man says, “I am a taxi driver from New York City.” The angel standing at the gate calls out next, and the taxi driver …

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