Tag Archive: funeral

Mar 06

The Florist

  A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, which said: ‘Rest in Peace.’ The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of …

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Jan 28

Funeral Expenses

A woman’s husband dies. He had $20,000 to his name. After everything is done at the funeral home and cemetery, she tells her closest friend that there is no money left. The friend says, “How can that be? You told me he had $20,000 a few days before he died. How could you be broke?” …

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