Tag Archive: friends

Mar 06

The Florist

  A new business was opening and one of the owner’s friends wanted to send him flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card, which said: ‘Rest in Peace.’ The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of …

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Jan 29

A Lawyer And Two Friends

A lawyer and two friends, a rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, “There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn.” “No …

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Oct 20

Talking Clock

While proudly showing off his new fraternity house to friends, a college student led the way into the den. “What is the big brass gong and hammer for?” one of his friends asked. “That’s the talking clock”, the man replied, with a grin. “Let me show you how it works!” And with that, he gave …

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Jul 23

Two Italian Friends

Two Italian friends are talking to each other one evening. Roberto says, “Tell me Geno, in all honesty, what do you think of a woman with a growth of black hair under her nose?” Geno replies, “Hell no, I would never be turned on by a woman like that.” Roberto says, “OK, so tell me, …

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Jun 27

An Englishman A Scotsman And An Irishman

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were trying to get in to see the Olympics without tickets. So they got to the stadium during one of the main events and discussed how they would be able to attend without paying. The Englishman walked around the stadium and saw a pole lying on the ground …

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Apr 10

The Twins

A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up. Opposite in every way, one was an eternal optimist, …

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Mar 25

Special Golf Ball

Two friends went out to play golf and were about to tee off, when one fellow noticed that his partner had just one golf ball. “Don’t you have at least one other golf ball?” he asked. The other guy replied that no, he only needed the one. “Are you sure?” the friend persisted. “What happens …

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Jan 11

The Skin Graft

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body that the doctor …

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Nov 08

Two Elderly Friends

Two elderly friends, Jack and Tom, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Jack didn’t show up. Tom didn’t think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Jack hadn’t shown up for a week or so, …

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Sep 03

Busy Bus Stop

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of …

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