Tag Archive: eggs

Dec 18

A Trucker

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “Iwant three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of runningboards.” The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to thekitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered threeflat tires, a pair …

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Oct 29

A Wife Was Making A Breakfast

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. ‘Careful,’ he said, ‘CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going …

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Sep 21

Woman Dragged Mailman Into Her Bedroom. When He Asked Why Her Response Was Gold.

  When I saw this story on Tickld I couldn’t resist sharing it with you. I have to say this story really did tickle me! Enjoy this Hilarious story and don’t forget to share it by pressing the SHARE button below.

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Aug 08

Food

A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?” she asks. He declines. “Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now. It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunch …

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Jul 08

Fried Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. “Careful … CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we going to …

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Jan 29

Fried Eggs

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen shouting: “Careful,” he said. “CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my Goodness! You’re cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my GOD! WHERE are we …

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Jan 17

Little Notes

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, “Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write …

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Jan 13

Eggs

A farmer in the country noticed that a gentleman would fish at the lake (close to the farmer’s house) and would always leave with a stringer full of fish. The fellow had a boat but a fishing pole was not to be seen. A drunk staggers into a diner and orders a couple of eggs. …

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