Tag Archive: dog

Mar 31

My Job

A salesman dropped in to see a business customer. Not a soul was in the office except a big dog emptying wastebaskets. The salesman stared at the animal, wondering if his imagination could be playing tricks on him. The dog looked up and said, ‘Don’t be surprised. This is just part of my job.’ ‘Incredible!’ …

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Feb 15

Looking For Sex

When I went to City Hall to renew my dog’s license I told the clerk I wanted a license for Sex. He said, “I’d like one too!” Then I said, “But this is a dog.” He said he didn’t care what she looked like. Then I said, “You don’t understand. I’ve had Sex since I …

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Nov 13

Pet Store

A man goes into a pet shop and tells the owner that he wants to buy a pet that can do everything. The shop owner suggests a faithful dog. The man replies, “Come on, a dog?” The owner says, “How about a cat?” The man replies, “No way! A cat certainly can’t do everything. I …

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Oct 22

Beware of Dog

Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign saying “DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG!” posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor besides the cash register. He asked the store manager, “Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to beware of?” “Yep, that’s him,” …

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Oct 04

Two Guys Driving

Two guys are driving along in a car when they see two dogs mating in someone’s yard. The driver says, “That is great. Me and my wife do that every night.” The passenger replies, “My wife is conservative, she likes the old fashioned way. But if you tell me how you get your wife to …

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Jun 29

A Lawyer’s Dog

  A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer’s office and asks, “If a dog running unleashed steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s owner?” The lawyer answers, “Absolutely.” …

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May 15

A Mother And Her Young Son

  A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking outthe window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have babydogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big airplanes have babyairplanes?” The mother (who couldn’t think of an …

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Mar 06

A Lady With A Prize

A lady with a prize-winning schnauzer figured that he was going deaf. He wouldn’t come when she called. When she took him out for a walk he wouldn’t heel like he had been taught to do. As a matter of fact, when the dog wasn’t looking and she called him, he acted like he didn’t …

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Nov 26

Lawyer’s Revenge

A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, beelines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the lawyer’s office and asks, “if a dog, running unleashed, steals a piece of meat from my store, do I have a right to demand payment for the meat from the dog’s …

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Jul 16

Meet The Wiener Dog Minions! When They Run Through The Hall? I Can’t Stop Laughing

If you want a wholly innocent and adorable distraction from the ills of the world then look no further. This quick and sweet video has everything needed to raise a smile. Puppies? Check. Minion costumes? Check. Tail wagging? Check. Watch it and enjoy the simple feelings of ease and relaxation that are naturally brought out …

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