Tag Archive: divorce

Feb 27

Grandparents

An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other …

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Aug 20

A Judge

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce, and asked, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property with a stream running by.” “No,” he said, “I mean what is the foundation of this case?” “It is made …

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Dec 27

Divorce

A husband and wife were having a fine dining experience at their exclusive country club when this stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “Who was that?!” “Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my …

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Nov 10

Bridge To Hawaii

A man was walking along a California beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and out popped a genie. The genie said “OK, OK. You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month and I’m getting a little sick of these …

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Oct 29

Grounds For Divorce.

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present yet. Knowing his Daughter would be heart broken and his Wife would kill him for forgetting, he drove straight to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store …

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Oct 24

Divorce vs. Murder

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Oct 23

Grounds For Divorce.

A judge was interviewing a woman regarding her pending divorce and asks, “What are the grounds for your divorce?” She replied, “About four acres and a nice little home in the middle of the property.” “I mean,” he continued, “What are your relations like?” “I have an aunt and uncle living here in town, and …

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