Tag Archive: cow

Jan 09

A Farmer Walked Into A Bar

A farmer walked into a bar and saw the local tractor salesman sitting there, head hung low, obviouslyupset, drowning his sorrows in his beer. “What’s up, John?” asked the farmer. “Gosh Bob, I’ll tell you what … if I don’t sell a tractor soon, I’m gonnahave to close my shop.” “Now John, things could be …

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Nov 13

Special Cow

There was a nun whose old body began to surrender to time. Her doctor prescribed for her a shot of whiskey three times a day to relax her. Not to be lured into “worldly pleasures”, she huffily declined. But the Mother Superior knew the elderly sister loved milk. So she instructed the kitchen to spike …

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Dec 08

Mama Cow And Her Four Babies

There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, “Momma, why is my name Rose?” The mommy cow replies, “Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born.” The next calf comes up and asks, “Momma, …

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