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Sep 10

A Married Couple Is Driving

A married couple is driving down the interstate doing 55 mph. The husband is behind the wheel. His wife looks over at him and says, “Honey, I know we’ve been married for 15 years, but, I want a divorce.” The husband says nothing but slowly increases speed to 60 mph. She then says, “I don’t …

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Aug 10

Bike

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty in the jungle where he has spent years teaching the natives to be civilized and kind to each other when he realizes that the one thing he never taught them was how to speak English. So he takes the chief for a walk in the …

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Aug 08

A Very Elderly Couple

A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding anniversary. The old man leans forward and says softly to his wife, “Dear, there is something that I must ask you. It has always bothered me that our tenth child never quite looked like the rest of our children. Now I …

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Jul 03

A Newly Married Couple

A newly-married couple came home from their honeymoon and moved into the upstairs apartment they’d rented from the groom’s parents. That night, the father of the groom was awakened from his sleep by his wife. “Tony, listen!” she whispered. He listened. Upstairs, the bed was creaking in rhythm. The wife said, “Come on, Tony! Let’s …

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Jun 21

Road Trip

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip. When leaving, the elderly woman unknowingly left her glasses on the table. And, she didn’t miss them until after they had been driving about twenty minutes. By then, …

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May 25

Doctor Visit

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife’s stomach with indelible ink. The couple was curious about what the stamp was for, so when they got home, he dug out …

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May 02

Man Overboard

An couple were on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the ship watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the man overboard. They searched for days and couldn’t find him. So the captain sent the woman back to shore with the promise that he …

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Mar 20

Lost At Sea

Yossi and Janine, an elderly Jewish couple, are sitting together on an aeroplane flying to the Far East. Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down in a few minutes …

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Feb 27

An Old Italian Couple

An old Italian couple were walking around in the mall. After a while they got separated, so the woman went up to the first saleswoman she saw and asked, “Escusa me, have you seenna me Tony. He’s got a bigga belly and a lots of curly black hair?” The saleswoman answers that she hasn’t seen …

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Feb 16

Virgin Wife

A recently married couple retire to their honeymoon suite. Before hopping into bed the bride says, “Now honey, you’ll be gentle with me won’t you. You know that I’m still a virgin.” This clearly surprises the man, “What are you saying. Aren’t I your third husband?” The woman replied, “Yes, but my first husband was …

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