Tag Archive: cheating

Feb 10

CHEATING HUSBAND GETS PAID BACK AFTER LEAVING HIS WIFE OF 37 YEARS FOR HIS SECRETARY – ABSOLUTELY GENIUS

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Dec 26

Jimmy And Johnny

Two guys, Jimmy and Johnny, were standing at heaven’s gate, waiting to be interviewed by St. Peter. Jimmy: “How did you get here?” Johnny: “Hypothermia. You?” Jimmy: “You won’t believe it. I was sure my wife was cheating on me, so I came home early one day hoping to find the guy. I accused my …

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Aug 25

Two Women At The Pearly Gates

Two women are new arrivals at the pearly gates and are comparing stories on how they died. Woman #1: I froze to death. Woman #2: How horrible! Woman #1: It wasn’t so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about …

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Apr 06

How’s Fido Doing

A young boy goes off to college, but about a third of the way through the semester he has foolishly squandered what money his parents had given him. Then he gets an idea. He calls his father, who is well-known for his gullibility, “Dad,” he says, “you won’t believe the wonders that modern education are …

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Mar 31

Sweet Charity

The wife came home early to find her husband with another woman. “You unfaithful, disrespectful jerk! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I’m leaving this house and I want a divorce!” The husband replied, “Wait! Wait a minute! Before you leave,at least …

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Mar 31

Cheaters

A husband and wife who are avid golfers have been happily married for 30 years, and on the day of their 30th anniversary they enjoy a wonderful day together. They have a delicious breakfast in bed, then proceed to one of their favorite golf courses. They play through to the 9th hole, both having an …

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Mar 20

Pain Transfer

A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said he had invented a new machine that would transfer a portion of the mother’s labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of …

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Feb 03

The Witness

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While in route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the …

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Jan 25

The Statue

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said, “stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you to,” she whispered. “Just pretend you’re a statue.” “What’s …

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