Tag Archive: Brother

Feb 27

Grandparents

An elderly man in Miami calls his son in New York and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing. Forty-five years of misery is enough.” “Pop, what are you talking about?” the son screams. “We can’t stand the sight of each other …

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Nov 11

Sister & Brother

A sister and brother are talking to each other when the little boy gets up and walks over to his Grandpa and says, “Grandpa, please make a frog noise.” The Grandpa says, “No.” The little boy goes on, “Please .. please make a frog noise.” The Grandpa says, “No, now go play.” The little boy …

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Jun 12

Name The Twins

A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins, to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed. Regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentless practical joker, sitting at his bed side. He asked his brother how his wife was doing and his brother said, “Don’t worry, everybody is …

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Jun 26

Trying to Please Mama

The first woman was elected U.S. president. She called her mom to make sure she was coming to the inauguration. “I don’t know, dear. What would I wear?” “Don’t worry, Mom. I’ll send a designer to help you.” “But you know I need special foods for my diet.” “Mom, I’m going to the president. I …

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May 15

Two Guys Are Driving Down 5th Avenue

Two guys are driving down 5th Avenue in Manhattan when they come up to a red light. The guy driving slams the gas pedal and they go zooming past the red light. His friend looks at him and says, “Hey, you just went through a red light.” The guy driving says, “Don’t worry about it. …

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