Tag Archive: boyfriend

Apr 24

The Runner

Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband was at work. One day, she was in bed with her boyfriend Ralph, when she heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway. She yelled at Ralph, “Hurry! grab your clothes and jump out the window, my husband is home early!” Ralph looked out …

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Feb 20

The Gift

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right note: romantic, but not too personal. Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he went to Nordstrom’s and bought a …

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Feb 12

The Spice Of Life

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide they need to try and spice up their sex lives… that night all three will wear a leather corset, stilettos, and mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet again. The engaged girlfriend said: “The other …

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Jan 06

Puzzle

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started”. Her boyfriend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?” The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.” …

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Nov 08

Peanut Head

Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into the air and catching them in his mouth. As the couple take in the latest episode of their favorite program, the man loses concentration for a split second, and a peanut goes into his ear. He tries to get it …

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