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Oct 11

The Elevator

An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, especially two shiny walls that could move apart, and back together again. The boy asked his father, “What is this father?” The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, “Son, I have never seen anything like this …

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Sep 14

A Farmer Has Three Sons

A farmer has three sons. One day, his oldest boy comes to him and pleads with him that he is graduating from school and would really like to get a car. His father says, “Son, come with me.” He takes him to the barn and points to the farm tractor and says, “That tractor is …

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May 15

A Mother And Her Young Son

  A mother and her very young son were flying Southwest Airlines fromKansas City to Chicago. The little boy (who had been looking outthe window) turned to his mother and asked, “If big dogs have babydogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don’t big airplanes have babyairplanes?” The mother (who couldn’t think of an …

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May 07

Team Spirit

At one point during a game, the coach said to one of his young players, “Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?” The little boy nodded in the affirmative. “Do you understand that what matters is whether we win together as a team?” The little boy nodded yes. “So,” the coach continued, …

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Apr 19

Little Johnny In Class

A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny’s propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class.One little boy raises his hand, ‘I saw …

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Feb 19

The Haircut

A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together. After the man received the full treatment: shave, shampoo, manicure and haircut, he placed the boy in the chair. Then he said, “I’m going to buy a green tie to wear for the parade. I’ll be back in a few minutes.” When the boy’s haircut …

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Feb 03

Name The Animals

The first-grade teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb, and a little girl said, “That’s a sheep!” “That’s right!” said the teacher. “How about THIS one?” she said, holding up a picture of the king of beasts. “That’s …

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Jan 31

Little Boy In Thunder Storm

One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, “Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?” The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. “I can’t dear,” she said. “I …

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Dec 11

An Elderly Man And His Wife

An elderly man and his wife, vacationing at a cabin by the lake, were sitting on the porch and reminiscing about their younger years. “This is the lake where I learned how to swim when I was a small boy,” the husband said. “My father threw me into the water and I had to learn …

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Dec 05

A Woman And Her Son Taking A Cab

A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings. “Mommy,” said the little boy, “what are all those ladies doing?” “They’re waiting for their husbands to get off of work,” she replied. The cabbie turns around and says, “Geez …

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