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Apr 17

The Boss

The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?” Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, “Is …

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Oct 14

Late For Work

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn’t do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went …

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Sep 01

Boss Wants Too Much

For thirty years, Johnson had arrived at work at 9A.M. on the dot. He had never missed a day and was never late. Consequently, when on one particular day 9 A.M. passed without Johnson’s arrival, it caused a sensation. All work ceased, and the boss himself, looking at his watch and muttering, came out into …

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May 17

Hung Chow Calls Into Work

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, boss I no come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legshurt, I no come work.” The boss says, “You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her give me …

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Aug 09

The Priest and the Politician

A parish priest was being honored at a dinner on the twenty-fifth anniversary of his arrival in that parish. A leading local politician, who was a member of the congregation, was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner, but he was delayed in traffic, so the priest decided to …

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May 11

Two Factory Workers Were Talking

Two factory workers were talking. “I know how to get some time off fromwork.” said the man. “How do you think you will do that?” said the other one. He proceeded toshow her…by climbing up to the rafters, and hanging upside down. The boss walked in, saw the worker hanging from the ceiling, and asked …

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Apr 18

A Fishing Up In Canada

A man called home to his wife and said, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing up in Canada with my boss & several of his Friends. We’ll be gone for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get that Promotion I’ve been wanting, so could you please pack enough Clothes …

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Apr 07

When Jim Walked Into The Office

When Jim walked into the office, he knew something was up. There was a message on his desk that the boss wanted to see him as soon as he arrived. The boss didn’t look very happy when Jim reported to his office. The older man didn’t say anything, he just pointed at the newspaper on …

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Mar 14

Man Shocks Everyone At His Retirement Dinner With This. But Then This Happened.

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Dec 01

The Boss’s Garage Door

Noticing that her boss’s fly was open, an embarrassed secretary told him as she left the office, “Your garage door is open.” The bewildered executive didn’t know what she meant until a co-worker finally told him what she was referring to. The next day, he called his secretary into his office and said, “Yesterday, when …

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