Tag Archive: Boat

Feb 08

The Magician And The Parrot

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician did in every …

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Jan 06

A Magician

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician does in every …

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Jul 07

An Old Indian

An old indian, Charlie Two Shirts, came rowing onto the dock on a lake. He tied his boat up and unloaded his fishing box that was full of fish. The Game warden was standing there and said: “Charlie there aren’t that many fish in this lake. How did you get those?” Charlie said: “Oh it …

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Aug 26

Decisions

There are three guys in a small boat and it’s sinking fast. In the boat is a Frenchman, an American, and a Puerto Rican. They decide that they have to throw some things overboard in order to save themselves. “Well, I have too much of this wine and cheese,” says the Frenchman, and he throws …

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Aug 24

Fisherman

One day a fisherman was lying on a beautiful beach, with his fishing pole propped up in the sand and his solitary line cast out into the sparkling blue surf. He was enjoying the warmth of the afternoon sun and the prospect of catching a fish. About that time, a businessman came walking down the …

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Aug 21

Walking on Water

A rabbi, priest, and a minister are out fishing in a boat on a big lake when the priest realizes that he has to go to the bathroom. Not wanting to disturb the fishing of the others in the boat by having them take him to shore, he gets out of the boat and walks …

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