Tag Archive: Blood

Aug 06

Three Vampires

Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down at a table. The waitress comes over and asks the first vampire what he would like. The first vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.” The waitress turns to the second vampire and asks what he would like. The vampire responds, “I vould like some blood.” …

Continue reading »

Share Button

Sep 12

Two Vampire Bats

Two vampire bats are hanging upside down in a cave. One of the bats feels rather hungry. “Let’s go and find some blood”, he suggests. “I don’t think you can get any blood this time of the day”, says the other bat. “Well, I want some blood and I want it now!”, says the first …

Continue reading »

Share Button