Tag Archive: birthday

Dec 28

Walk On Water

Joe heard a rumor that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all walked on water on their 21st birthdays. So, on his 21st birthday, Joe and his good friend Brian headed out to the lake. “If they did it, I can too!” he insisted. When Joe and Brian arrived at the lake, they rented a …

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Sep 18

Expensive Barbie

A man was driving home from work one evening when he suddenly realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t yet bought her a gift. So, the man rushed off to the nearest toy store and asked the sales clerk, “How much is that Barbie in the window?” The sales clerk replied in …

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Jul 05

Happy Birthday

A young blonde woman goes to an office for a job interview. The interviewer decides to start with the basics. “So, miss, can you tell us your age, please?” The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for about 3 seconds before replying “Ehh… 23!”. The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. “And …

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Dec 02

Greeting Card Quest

A little boy had been pawing over the stock of greeting cards at a stationery store. After a few minutes the clerk became curious and asked, “Just what is it you’re looking for, sonny? Birthday greeting? Message to a sick friend? Anniversary congratulations to your mom and dad?” The boy shook his head, “No.” “Then …

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Jan 15

Credit Card Fun

A man received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away. In April he received another and threw that one away too. The following month the credit card company sent him a very nasty note stating they were going to cancel his …

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Nov 29

The Facelift

A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday, she spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to look around. As she was leaving, she said to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do …

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Oct 29

Grounds For Divorce.

A man was driving home one evening and realized that it was his daughter’s birthday and he hadn’t bought her a present yet. Knowing his Daughter would be heart broken and his Wife would kill him for forgetting, he drove straight to the mall and ran to the toy store and he asked the store …

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