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Dec 18

A Trucker

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, “Iwant three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of runningboards.” The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to thekitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered threeflat tires, a pair …

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Aug 08

Food

A woman asks her husband if he’d like some breakfast. “Would you like bacon and eggs, perhaps? A slice of toast and maybe some grapefruit and coffee?” she asks. He declines. “Thanks for asking, but I’m not hungry right now. It’s this Viagra,” he says. “It’s really taken the edge off my appetite.” At lunch …

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Jan 17

Little Notes

An elderly husband and wife visit their doctor when they begin forgetting little things. Their doctor tells them that many people find it useful to write themselves little notes. When they get home, the wife says, “Dear, will you please go to the kitchen and get me a dish of ice cream? And maybe write …

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