Tag Archive: baby

Nov 01

A Little Old Lady

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. “Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager,”but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?” “Well,” he replies pointing out one brand,”this is as soft as a baby’s kiss. It’s …

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Oct 25

Milking It

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed. “Breast fed,” the woman replied. “Well, strip down to your …

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Jul 18

Dating

A man and a woman had been dating for about a year, and their relationship was getting serious. The man proposed marriage, and she accepted. However, she told him that she wanted him to know that her chest was just like a baby’s. He said that he loved her and that her measurements didn’t matter …

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Jun 17

Orangutan Wants To See The Human Baby And It’s Adorable

It’s no wonder why the Malay word orangutan means “person of the forest.” These long-haired primates, found only in Sumatra and Borneo, are extremely intelligent and very close relatives of humans. But it’s a recent incident that happened at a local zoo that proves just how personable these animals really are. It was a family …

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Jun 11

This Dog Sensed Trouble, So He Went to Stand Between Danger & His Baby Sister

This adorable little pup may not look like a fierce protector, but he clearly has the heart of a lion, and knows exactly when to use it. When the unsettling noise begins, watch this dog’s reaction. He does not hesitate to go straight over to his new baby sister and provide her protection in this …

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Jun 03

When Can We See The Baby

With all the new technology regarding fertility, an 88-year-old woman was able to give birth to a baby recently. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, various relatives came to visit. “May we see the new baby?” one of them asked. “Not yet,” said the mother. “I’ll make coffee and we can …

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May 20

A Pastor’s Wife Was Expecting

A pastor’s wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise. After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher’s family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher’s …

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Mar 07

This Baby’s Dad Tries To Brush His Tiny Teeth. What He Does? Hilarious

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Jan 20

Mother’s Milk

A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby’s first exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. “Breast-fed” she replied. “Well, strip down to your waist,” the …

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Nov 05

This Baby’s First Crawl To Reach Her Dog Has A Very Sweet Ending

These new parents were recording their little girl’s first crawl. The family dog was also there witnessing the important moment, but when he notices the baby girl was working so hard to go to see him, he decided to encourage her. Such a great dog! Source //www.youtube.com/

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