Tag Archive: animals

Jan 11

Fun At The Zoo

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. “So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home. “Great,” Little Johnny replied. “Did you and your father have a good time?” asked his mother. “Yeah, Daddy especially liked …

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Oct 18

A Lion

A lion woke up one morning feeling rowdy. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” The trembling monkey said, “You are, mighty lion!” Later, the lion confronted a deer and bellowed, “Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?” The terrified deer stammered, “Oh great lion, …

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Feb 03

Name The Animals

The first-grade teacher was showing pictures of animals to her students to see how many they could name. She held up a picture of a lamb, and a little girl said, “That’s a sheep!” “That’s right!” said the teacher. “How about THIS one?” she said, holding up a picture of the king of beasts. “That’s …

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Dec 22

Fascinate

A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary said, “My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating.” The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted the word “fascinate.” Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to …

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Jun 02

Not Only Did This Dog Mess Up, But He Makes It Worse By Arguing. Hilarious

This dog’s getting scolded, but he’s got to give his own side of the story… Watch the video below for the full story. Source: http://www.youtube.com/

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May 09

Curious Cat Sneaks Up On The Dog. Seconds Later. I Shouldn’t Laugh But Can’t Help It.

Sometimes even the most well thought-out plans don’t unfold the way you’d expect — especially for these curious cats. Cats are undeniably the internet’s favorite animal, mostly because of their funny antics, so our pals at BuzzFeed compiled a hilarious video featuring cats getting into some mischief. As any cat lover knows, these felines do …

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Apr 11

Watching A Golden Retriever Eat Corn On The Cob Is The Funniest Thing Ever

Golden Retrievers are known for eating pretty much everything, and Coco-chan here is no different. However, what separates her from other Golden Retrievers I’ve met is how she likes to slowly eat and enjoy her food. Watch as Coco-chan’s human feeds the well-behaved pup corn right off the cob. The way she eats it reminds …

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Mar 19

Wife Buys Parrot With Vulgar Past. What The Parrot Said When He Saw Her Husband Is Gold.

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Mar 18

Kermit Jagger

A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, whose name plate says Patricia Whack. “Miss Whack, I’d like to get a $50,000 loan to take a vacation.” Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. “Kermit Jagger. My father is Mick Jagger. It will be fine to authorize the loan, …

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Feb 22

Lucky

Mary and her husband Jim had a dog, Lucky. Lucky was a real character and whenever Mary and Jim had company come for a weekend visit, they would warn their friends to not leave their luggage open because Lucky would help himself to whatever struck his fancy. Inevitably someone would forget and something would come …

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