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Mar 13

Newspaper Headlines

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A Harley rider is passing the zoo, when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside the cage, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumped off his bike, ran to the cage, and hit the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain, the lion jumped back, letting go of the girl, and the biker brought her back to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.

A newspaper reporter, who had watched what occurred, approached the biker and said, “Sir, that’s the most gallant and brave thing I ever saw a man do in my whole life.”

The biker replied, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger, and acted as I felt I had to.”

The reporter said, “Well, I’m the lead reporter with the local newspaper and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and, just out of my own curiosity what political affiliation do you have?”

The biker replied, “I’m a U.S. Marine and I’m a Republican.”

The following morning, the biker buys the newspaper to see if it, indeed, brought news of his actions, and reads on the front page: “U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH.”

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