Monthly Archive: January 2017

Jan 29

A Lawyer And Two Friends

A lawyer and two friends, a rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, “There might be a problem; you see, I only have room for two to sleep, so one of you must sleep in the barn.” “No …

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Jan 26

A Little Three Year Old Boy

A Little Three Year Old Boy Is Sitting On The Toilet. His Mother Thinks He Has Been In There Too Long, So She Goes In To See What’s Up. The Little Boy Is Sitting On The Toilet Reading A Book. But About Every 10 Seconds Or So He Puts The Book Down, Grips Onto To …

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Jan 23

Coffee Maker

The newlywed Blonde went to the store to ask how to operate the new coffeemaker received as a wedding gift. The salesman carefully explained how everything worked; how to plug it in, set the timer, go to bed, and upon rising, the coffee is ready. A few weeks later the goober was back in the …

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Jan 23

Great Salesman

A man named Donald bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Donald’s house and said, “Sorry, son, but I have some bad news. The horse died.” Donald replied, “Well, then just give me back my money.” …

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Jan 18

A True Story

A young man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is at the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to swing when he hears, ‘Ribbit. 9- Iron’. The man looks around and doesn’t see anyone. ‘Ribbit. …

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Jan 16

Horse For Sale

There was a preacher that was trying to sell his horse. A potential buyer came to the church for a test ride. “Before you start” the preacher said,”you should know that this horse only responds to church talk. Go is praise the lord and stop is amen.” So the man on the horse says ” …

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Jan 14

A Police Officer

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. “But, officer,” the man began, “I can explain…” “Just be quiet,” snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.” “But, officer, I just wanted to say…” “And I said …

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Jan 11

Fun At The Zoo

Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him. “So how was it?” his mother asked when they returned home. “Great,” Little Johnny replied. “Did you and your father have a good time?” asked his mother. “Yeah, Daddy especially liked …

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Jan 09

A Farmer Walked Into A Bar

A farmer walked into a bar and saw the local tractor salesman sitting there, head hung low, obviouslyupset, drowning his sorrows in his beer. “What’s up, John?” asked the farmer. “Gosh Bob, I’ll tell you what … if I don’t sell a tractor soon, I’m gonnahave to close my shop.” “Now John, things could be …

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Jan 06

A Magician

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain’s parrot saw the shows every week and began to understand what the magician does in every …

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